SCP-067

Congratulations: you've tested into the highest-combat-power personality — SCP-067.You're no longer just "the kinda-abstract one" in a crowd; you're an anomalous entity the Foundation needs to file, label with hazard warnings, and observe from behind three layers of tempered glass.

Your presence dims the ambient lighting, warps the background music, raises bystanders' heart rates, and produces irreversible mental contamination.Others losing it is comedy; you losing it is a disaster warning.

Others memeing is entertainment; you memeing is an ancient seal being broken.More terrifying: you don't lose control in an ugly way — even your unraveling has cinematography, like a giant grinning mouth appearing on a surveillance tape.

You don't carry much responsibility, and you're not the one comforting people, because an anomalous entity's job isn't to manage human emotions — it's to make humanity realize containment has failed.SCP-067's power is simple: as long as you're in the room, the world enters a boss fight.