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Fanum Tax
Your presence is direct: when the vibe is right and resources roll by, they ought to be taxed.
Why can you naturally take a bite from anyone's plate?Why do you always arrive on time like a tax bureau the moment food appears?
Because you've tested into Fanum Tax — the impromptu IRS of the social dinner table.You aren't greedy — you're carrying out cosmic resource redistribution.
You aren't stealing — you're reminding everyone that no deliciousness should be privately monopolized.Others are still being polite; you've already completed the full pipeline of observe → approach → strike → chew → announce "just trying a bite.
" Your thick skin is a passport across all awkward borders.You're not necessarily the most popular, but without you, dinner gatherings would lose their sense of inevitable taxation.