Chimpanzini Bananini

Congratulations: you've tested into the tropical storm of the social ecosystem — Chimpanzini Bananini.What flows through your veins isn't blood — it's banana milkshake, primal drumbeats, and an overdose of joy hormones.

Others attend parties to socialize; you attend parties as live evidence of species regression.Others express excitement with a smile; you express it through screeching, flailing, table-banging, jumping, and dragging everyone nearby into the same monkey resonance.

You aren't loud — your life force just doesn't have a muffler installed.Wherever you go, reason shrinks, the air gets sweeter, and within three minutes everyone forgets they were ever a respectable adult.

You aren't a personality — you're a banana-flavored emotional megaphone.